#RoastJoffrey Round-Up: The King Got Burned


The call went out yesterday to citizens of the realm: #RoastJoffrey. Over 45,000 responses came flying in – no ravens required. 'Game of Thrones' fans took to TwitterInstagramFacebook and Vine to share the reasons why the dishonorable King makes their blood boil. Below is an assortment of shots that nailed Joffrey with crossbow-like precision.

'Game of Thrones' cast members took part:

@GameOfThrones Maybe he's just hormonal..? Joffrey- the misunderstood teenager😂 #RoastJoffrey

— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) December 13, 2013

Dear Joffrey, To slightly misquote Woody from Toy Story: "We wargs can see everything, so play nice." #RoastJoffrey

— Isaac.H.Wright (@IsaacBranFlakes) December 12, 2013

I’m tweeting a playlist of songs that represent Joffrey! What songs would you pick? #RoastJoffrey#DJHodor@GameOfThrones

— Kristian Nairn (@KristianNairn) December 12, 2013

I heard Joffrey hangs around flea bottom wearing his mum's clothes at the weekend. #RoastJoffrey#whateverfloatsyourboat

— Daniel Portman (@Daniel_Portman) December 12, 2013

Ros returns from the dead to say her piece to Joffrey!! #RoastJoffrey#RevengeforRoshttp://t.co/1y27T9gGop

— Esmé Bianco (@esmebianco) December 12, 2013

Comedy pros had some colorful contributions: 

How do you circumcise a Lannister? Kick his sister in the chin. #RoastJoffrey@GameOfThrones

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 13, 2013

Brands hate Joffrey as much as people do:

#RoastJoffrey? Sounds delicious.

— Hannibal (@NBCHannibal) December 12, 2013

There are some people so crappy even we won't go near them. #RoastJoffrey#tweetfromthethrone

— Charmin (@Charmin) December 12, 2013

Send the King to bed without his cookies. #RoastJoffreyhttps://t.co/QjcKsTMJ2X

— Oreo Cookie (@Oreo) December 12, 2013

No matter how much you suggest it, we can't add #RoastJoffrey to the sandwich menu. #sorrynotsorry

— Au Bon Pain (@AuBonPain) December 12, 2013

Being king might not be your calling. We’d be happy to help you find a better job. #RoastJoffrey

— Monster Careers (@MonsterCareers) December 12, 2013

Sorry Joffrey. We're house Stark. #RoastJoffreyhttp://t.co/B8q7wb249b

— JCPenney (@jcpenney) December 12, 2013

@GameOfThrones Did you say pawn? No thanks, we don't want him. #RoastJoffrey

— Pawn Stars (@pawnstars) December 13, 2013

Celebrities got in on the fun: 

Dear #RoastJoffrey, I have the perfect look for you! @GameOfThrones@HBOpic.twitter.com/prpOg0pycz

— Nina Garcia (@ninagarcia) December 12, 2013

King Joffrey's family is so inbred that they can't even spell Jeffrey right. @GameOfThrones#RoastJoffrey

— Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) December 12, 2013

Hey Joffrey I can't wait to see your new movie "The Desolation of Smug." #RoastJoffrey@GameOfThrones

— Eli Roth (@eliroth) December 12, 2013

. @GameOfThrones King Joffrey, or should I call you, Your Grace? How bout I diss you and call you disgrace? #RoastJoffrey

— Andy Milonakis (@AndyMilonakis) December 12, 2013

Among fans, it took off like wildfire:

Finding out the roast isn't over gets me more angry than when I realized I was a bastard. #RoastJoffrey@GameOfThrones

— King Joffrey (@King_Joffrey_) December 13, 2013

Why don't we let Joffrey use the internet? @GameOfThrones#RoastJoffreypic.twitter.com/WYXISsA0us

— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) December 12, 2013

#GameOfThrones has taken to their #SocialMedia and launched the #RoastJoffrey campaign! And it is very entertaining.. http://t.co/LE3gGKOXos

— All Geek to Me (@AllGeektoMeNet) December 13, 2013

@GameOfThrones Joffrey gets picked last to play kickball at recess everyday #RoastJoffery

— John Jochetz (@JJochetz) December 13, 2013

@GameOfThrones starting my Friday the 13th morning off by grinding beans to roast coffee. I mean #RoastJoffrey

— Jeremy Van (@jarofmy) December 13, 2013

Because a real king uses "I'm telling mommy" as a comeback #RoastJoffrey@GameOfThrones

— Melissa Andre (@AndreMelissa1) December 13, 2013

Joffrey is actually High Valyrian for "Douche bag". #RoastJoffrey#GoT

— Martha Therese (@marthatherese) December 13, 2013

"I for one, LOVE King Joffrey" - King Joffrey on King Joffrey. #RoastJoffrey

— OttaWout (@The_Wout) December 13, 2013

#HipsterJoffrey Has "Rains of Castamere" on Vinyl. #RoastJoffrey@GameOfThrones

— Nick Panayotopoulos (@nickpwaytobe) December 13, 2013

You can see more fan tweets on our Facebook page. Join the realm in continuing the roast today. Use the hashtag #RoastJoffrey and share your favorite jokes in the comments.